O Marks the Spot

by Erin on August 25, 2005

yoni dress
Frankly, I don't know what's more disturbing: the large and unfortunately-placed "press here" circles on the front of this dress; that two fairly-reasonable women chose to wear it; or that someone on the internets has scanned and posted the entire current issue of In Touch magazine on her blog. Yes, someone used at least $1000 of computing power to scan a $1.99 magazine.

Of course, if she hadn't, I couldn't have shown you this dress, and besides, who am I to say that someone's internet hobby is pointless? So … Thank you! Thank you, Sammie323!

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Anonymous August 25, 2005 at 8:24 am

The upper circle is okay, it’s the “press here” over the pubic bone that’s really misguided…


Erin August 25, 2005 at 8:29 am

That’s what I don’t get! Wouldn’t it be “better”, if directions are what you’re aiming at, to have TWO circles, somewhat higher, and then the lower “yoni’s right here, folks” circle?Or perhaps the upper circle is to assist in CPR? I just don’t get it.


Jonquil August 25, 2005 at 11:15 am

When you press, her hair grows longer.


Anonymous August 25, 2005 at 2:52 pm

Um, perhaps whoever made this dress was prejudiced against the other 5 chakras?


Anonymous August 25, 2005 at 5:31 pm

Rosanna Arquette didn’t buy this dress. She’s modeling it in the “Red Dress Fashion Show 2005.” It was a charitable function. See how she’s walking? The “voluminous” hair? She’s on a runway. Julia Stiles, however, has no excuse.


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