Bacon dress!


Bacon dress

Thanks to Ben for this link to the Bacon Dress. You can read more about it here.

Of course, you'd want to accessorize with this and these. And don't forget this. If you're wearing it to a party (which I hope you are, because wearing a bacon dress to sit around at home and get grease on your own couch seems pretty sad), you could wrap a present in this. If someone gets too close to you with their fork, you could cover the resulting puncture wounds with these.

But I still don't know what this is all about.

29 thoughts on “Bacon dress!

  1. I thought of Archie McPhee too. No time to search, but there was also a bacon tuxedo there last time I looked.And its not really bacon, and its home decor not clothing, but this amuses me way more than it should: http://wurstteppich.de/ Ems Mom

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  2. Im proud to have been the one to tip you off for todays post. I was sure one of your fashion informants had found it first!The thought of this bacon dress makes me slightly nauseated. But I do eat bacon occasionally, and other meats for sure, so I cant complain.The coolest aspect of the animal protection movement has one of its leaders in a former housemate of mine who started New Harvest, which is researching growing meat as tissue culture. Perhaps bacon for dresses could come from this too. http://www.new-harvest.org/default.phpIts still in experimental stages. Indeed, growing our own oil from algae (or other second-generation biofuel sources) is closer to commercial scale than growing meat as tissue cultures. http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/science/04/01/algae.oil/index.htmlNow how about an algae dress to support this movement!

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  3. I do not like this, Sam-I-am;I do not like it on my bodI do not think it is modThe grease would mess with my machineThe mess would be so hard to cleanThe dogs would follow here and thereThe dogs would follow everywhereI could not sit, my dress to blameI could not stand near an open flameI do not like this dress ohamI do not like it, Sam-I-am!

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  4. Dear mom, Im frightened. Please come get me and lock me in a nice, safe closet. Even my fridge of tofu and vegetables cannot give me solace right now. Thanks, The Vegetarian

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  5. Mickey, youre a genius – thats very funny!I didnt think of Dr. Seuss, but did think of the Mythbusters. I now want the bacon dress wearer to measure everything about this dress, most importantly, at exactly what time on a day in July would this dress be done? Ha!Dawn

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  6. Isnt the hat a Homburg? So…. its a triple bacon homburger? The IP address is very tantalizing. Its a clue of some sort.Liz

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  7. I do like bacon…but not RAW bacon. Yikes!Im afraid I cannot support the wearing of this dress, as it could cause salmonella outbreak.

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  8. Oh, my! Whoda thunk to make a Vitamin B dress? Vitamin B–thats what I call BACON! Alas, Im probably not in the best of health due to my RFDA of Vitamin B.

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  9. Ew… as Im quite a lover of bacon myself, I definitely think it was wasted… the bacon, I mean.Now, if that wasnt real bacon but fabric looking like it, THAT would be cool. The colour is actually quite pretty as a colour in itself.

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  10. Perfect attire for the conference where you are handing out meat cards (business cards printed on beef jerky)www.meatcards.com

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  11. Hmm – I am stuck somewhere between slightly nauseated and hungry!I do so hope it was not sunny and hot the day of the party…

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  12. I cannot tell you how utterly (pun intended) uninviting that dress and accessories is to a vegetarian! Who woulda thought?

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  13. I too am a vegetarian and do not like the dress! I am sorry, I like EVERYTHING else you post but this one makes me sad! I love my animal friends and want to cry when people have a giggle over depictions of their dead muscles and flesh.

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  14. stunt dress of a lifetime! I actually have the bacon band aids but it actually looks kind of fleshy and disgusting-indigo

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  15. hey! could you plllllease give me some info on where you got the fabric to make this dress!? LOVE IT… need it for a project! any insight will be helpful!

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