Today’s Pattern Story

by Erin on February 15, 2010

Vogue 7592

Cadets at LouAnne's House of Beauty and Space Hostess Training relax in two of the six approved Space Hostess Poses before their three-day comprehensive exams, which start tomorrow.

The exams determine not only vocational placements for each cadet but also the hairstyles, makeup, and clothing the cadets will be allowed to wear throughout their five-year probational service in the International Space Transit program. The exams are daylong ordeals of drink-serving, emergency procedures, and hair setting and waving. Cadets are allowed one four hour watch in every twenty-four to refresh their makeup and watch uplifting in-flight movies.

Graduates of LouAnne's are considered leaders in the Space Hostess field, and are assured their choice of the placements they qualify for, including the prestigious So Paulo-Marsport run.

This pattern courtesy of Sheila at Out of the Ashes, who is offering an extra 15% off through the end of today (Monday the 15th).

{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

Packrat February 15, 2010 at 10:12 am

LOL This dress/jumper does have that stewardess look to it.


nancy February 15, 2010 at 10:53 am

And that HAT! It just screams, Come Fly With Me!


evalyn February 15, 2010 at 12:08 pm

Really, Lois, of all the accesories Tim lets us have from the wall, and you picked that hat!


Pattern Junkie February 15, 2010 at 12:35 pm

Interesting how in Approved Pose #2 the right arm disappears…!


Theresa February 15, 2010 at 3:21 pm

Can you get tuition assistance for Lou Anns?


YYZ February 15, 2010 at 5:46 pm

Rolling on the floor! Thank you SO MUCH for this hilarious tidbit. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE it!


Cookie February 15, 2010 at 6:08 pm

The stiff blue version just makes me ITCH, it screams polyester so loud.


Vegan February 15, 2010 at 7:01 pm

Those outfits would be so unflattering on anyone with curves.


Purl Buttons February 16, 2010 at 4:17 am

I worked at Disney World the year it opened (1973)and that reminds me very much of the costumes the girls wore who worked at the monorail station. I believe they DID have hats. The outfits were royal blue and lime green for the center part I think…


Steph February 17, 2010 at 3:16 pm

Oh, what a sweet pattern!


Anonymous February 17, 2010 at 10:42 pm

Oh, Hey… I found a similar vintage pattern and entered it in the BurdaStyle Coats and Clark Pink and Red Comp.You should appreciate the name of the entry


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