Pink: Does my butt look big in this?
Stripes: Oh, definitely. Big as a house. Big as two houses!
Pink: Thank goodness!
Stripes: And I look like a cross between grandpa's pajamas, a deranged candy-striper, and a poodle, right?
Pink: You know it, girl.
Stripes: Allllll riiiiiight! We are going to pull tonight!
Today's pattern is from Jen at MOMSPatterns — she's running a BIG SALE: 30% off all patterns at this link (not including the pattern above, which is priceless, I'm afraid). The sale runs until the end of February (or until the more than 500 patterns that are on sale are gone) and as always, free shipping on 5 or more patterns …
As for me, I think I'll be looking for the pattern above in my size. In wide black and white stripes it will make the best "Escape from Fashion Alcatraz" costume EVER.