Today’s Pattern Story: Simplicity 2345

by Erin on November 21, 2012

Blue: So that’s it?

White: I guess so.

Blue: Not what I was expecting. You?

White (sighing): Not really.

Blue: Should we move on to the next one?

White: I guess so. Who would have guessed auditioning male strippers would be so tedious?

Blue: Maybe we should just get a magician for Hildy’s bachelorette.


Pattern from Out of the Ashes.

{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

Jen O November 21, 2012 at 5:35 pm

haahaha, how cute is this one!


Mimi November 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm

Heheh… or…

Blue: So you gave him the medicine?
White: Yes, but I’m worried…
Blue: Well, it certainly seems to be working.
White: Yeah, but I gave it to him over four hours ago…


Regina November 22, 2012 at 2:42 am


Blue: Are you sure he is the one?
White: Yes, I am sure Channing Tatum is the sexiest for 2012.
Blue: Okay, but I would choose Daniel Craig!


Doris November 25, 2012 at 7:07 am

White: Bad hair day?
Blue: You’re just jealous of my fabulous pockets.
White: You’re just jealous of my groovy handbag.

What’s a “Slenderette” pattern anyway?


Erin November 26, 2012 at 1:43 am

Slenderette patterns are ones with bigger waist measurements, as far as I can tell!


Evlayn November 26, 2012 at 7:02 pm

I loved Slenderette patterns – it was like half-sizes.


Julia at Home on 129 Acres November 26, 2012 at 9:13 pm

Your dialogue matches their facial expressions perfectly. Thanks for an afternoon smile when I really needed it.


Evalyn November 29, 2012 at 6:17 pm

Blue: I’m just not sure about theses gloves. What do you think?

White: What IS that on your head?

Blue: You should talk. Get out of bed much?

White: At least I don’t wear opera gloves with a dishtowel on my head!

Blue: *Sigh* So, that’s a No, then?


Scrapiana December 4, 2012 at 3:46 pm

Love it, Erin! Today was looking a little short on smiles but you sorted that.


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