Today’s Pattern Story: Vogue 6253

by Erin on March 3, 2014

Vogue 6253

 

Salt: No, you have to maintain an air of mystery, like this. Turn your head, just until you can see your right shoulder blade, or your neck cramps, whichever comes first.

Pepper: I prefer to hypnotize with my direct stare. Also, my brooch spins and strobes.

Salt: Well, once they’re hypnotized, will you ask them where Marie is? I need her help to unsnap the lower two carapaces so I can sit down.

Pepper: You and me both, sugar.

Salt: It’s Salt.

(if you NEED this pattern, and have the fiberglass-casting capability to make those carapaces, it’s for sale on Etsy from seller Fancywork)

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

Maggyd March 3, 2014 at 5:39 am

Now my neck is cramping. Can someone help me with my carapace? You’re the best!

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Liza D. March 3, 2014 at 4:23 pm

Love these witty entries! Sharing on my FB Page, as usual…

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Lauren of Rosie Wednesday March 5, 2014 at 1:14 am

I just love these posts! They make me chortle.

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Silver March 9, 2014 at 6:58 am

Oh! Is this a dress or a top and skirt? Poor Salt and Pepper, doomed to never, ever sit down and crease the fabric thus spoiling those divine lines….

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laurie March 9, 2014 at 3:00 pm

Just stumbled upon your blog and love it. I ordered your book, The Secret Lives of Dresses and can’t wait to read it. I am an encaustic artist and have a series going called Dresscapades – about the night time romps of dresses when they escape their hangers. So its also about the secret lives of dresses. Funny!

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