Today’s Pattern Story: Vogue 8946

by Erin on May 27, 2014

Vogue 8946


“Yes, we do have one of the new robotic mannequins in stock, but I’m afraid it’s a refurbished version. It looks lovely, but thinks it is Grace Kelly. But as long as you call it ‘Your Serene Highness’, you should be fine … oh, and don’t make any sudden movements, or it will stab you with a nail file. … Hello? Hello?”

(Today’s pattern from MOMSPatterns.)

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robin May 27, 2014 at 4:23 pm

I love reading your blogs/monologues. This one especially. Totally hilarious.


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