Today’s Pattern Story (Simplicity 2507/2115)

Turquoise: There’s only room for ONE Sundress Jacket gang in this town, see, and it ain’t you.

White: You know, you’re half right. Don’t worry, you can always go play with the romper kiddies at the beach. (ominous pause) After we’re done with you.

Green/Red (in chorus): Jackets off, girls! Take ’em down!