You cannot tell me this is not awesome:
Look at that happy face! Look at that glowy foot! It's a LEGO guy! It's a flashlight! Or, as Amazon puts it, a LEGO Hand Crank Dynamo Flash Light Torch!
Yes, that's right: no batteries! Crank this little guy up and he glows!
And: he is under $20. Best. Present. Ever.
[And we're still on the fundraising drive/Secret Lives poll:]
If we reach $1200 in donations by December 25, I will write a new "secret lives" story, that will include the top-two vote-getters below: