Today's Pattern Story: Advance 6955



Pink: Would you look at that!

Blue: Huh.

Pink: Now that’s something you don’t see every day.

Blue: Not in our town, that’s for sure.

Pink: How do you think … what do they … well, doesn’t that look … dangerous? I mean, medically?

Blue: I dunno, they seem to be having fun.

Pink: All I know is, I’m going to have a LOT of questions for Margie at bridge tomorrow.


(Pattern from Janet at LanetzLiving.)

Today's Pattern Story: Simplicity 1018



Pink: C’mon! What does it say? Let me look, why dontcha?

Blue: Shhh! The transmission is very faint. Those egghead boys in tech didn’t realize the powder would futz with the receiver.

Pink: I told them that would happen. Remember when the lipstick camera didn’t work because they didn’t realize the lens would get all smeary?

Blue: I think it’s coming in now … “Proceed to rendezvous. Ignore any Leprechaun people.”

Pink: Goddamn it, they’re drunk again. Oh  … wait!


Today’s dress from Janet at Lanetz Living

posted without comment

Simplicity 3352 ... IN ACTION


Thanks to all of you who sent this. Also, I was lying about the “without comment” … how do you make these? On second thought, don’t tell me, I will spend way too much time making them if you tell me.