Here we present four stellar graduates demonstrating what they learned in our best-selling How To Look Like You’re Listening While Thinking Of Completely Unrelated Things course—available as a seminar on three long-playing records!
In this course, you’ll learn how to:
keep an attentive, thoughtful look on your face for up to three hours straight
subconsciously register pauses so you can say “why, I never thought of it that way!” or “what an interesting idea!” at appropriate times
make mental lists of things you would rather be (or should be) doing, and remember them even after you are released from your “conversation”!
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This pattern (and many, manyothers where the the women in the illustration are looking quizzically into the sky, ah the 1940s) is at Oldpatterns.com.
An aside: I’m really, really feeling this particular style of skirt right now. It’s a great combination of length, wearing ease, simplicity of construction, and POCKETS. It doesn’t take much in the way of yardage, either. (Here are a couplemoreexamples.)