Dictionary Dateline!

So the pattern I bought a couple weeks ago from Janet at Zimmer's Army came with a little bonus:


How excellent is this? Truly excellent. 

There's also a little "wow, times have changed" moment in the back: 


It's a bit hard to read, but it's the "in case of emergency, please notify" … Mrs. Phil and Mr. Phil. Mrs. Phil! Because if you're lying bleeding under a bus, heaven forbid someone should address your respectably married mother by her first name!