Please, for the love of all that's holy — No. Just don't. Please don't. Do you want me to beg? I will. I'm begging you now. This abomination is TERRYCLOTH, for pete's sake. Think of the children! They're gonna use you as a hand towel, and what are you going to say? "Stop, you'll ruin my dress?"
Please. Back slowly away from the Juicy "Couture" and no one will get hurt.
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I think the terrycloth dress is responsible for most if not all the evil in the world. Olsen twins? Terrycloth dress! Tsunami? Terrycloth dress! War in Iraq? Terrycloth dress. It is not coincidence they occured at the same time.
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That dress is fine directly to and from the beach. Or maybe for lounging around the yard – you should have something absorbent in case your clumsy pool boy spills your drink on you. But that is it! I want to know who thought it was a good idea to bring back that gathered elastic fabric?
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Dude, I used to wear something like that to the pool…in 1980!Oy Vey. I loathe the Juicy.
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I think I had one of those when I was 8.
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I [i]know[/i] I had one when I was 8. I thought it was ugly then. Lord, I cannot believe these are back. Of course, I said the same thing about ponchos & gauchos.I saw a girl today in the mall wearing one over her jeans, combining the god-awful dress-over-jeans trend with the ugliest dress possible. Sigh.I love this blog, by the way.
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