A Sticky Situation


cream puff dress

Did everybody see this on Yahoo News? Dee sent this link to me. It seems that a fairly-obsessive pastry chef in the Ukraine designed a pastry wedding gown for his bride, made of 1500 cream puffs and weighing twenty pounds.

What do you say to a guy that wants you to wear a dress made of pastry? "Oh, that's so sweet of you?"

"At first, it was even a little embarrassing," Viktoriya Shtefano said of the dress she wore to the couple's reception in August at Uzhhorod's 1,200-year-old castle. "Cameras, interviews, but after a couple of hours, I didn't even want to take it off."

Okay. She didn't want to remove a heavy, sticky, probably fly-covered (it was August, people) pastry dress? That's love. Or something equally insane.

Oh, well, at least her wedding dress didn't also serve as the wedding cake, which sounds like a scene from a Peter Greenaway movie.

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  1. It’s not very flattering… Probably not what she dreamed of wearing. That’s love all right.At least, a dress which won’t last beyond the day is no more wasteful than a gorgeous dress which will never be worn again. Maybe we should praise disposable wedding dresses?

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  2. He should have made it out of Twinkies. They have a longer shelf life and then their daughter could have worn it for her wedding. It could have become a family heirloom, to be passed down from generation to generation.I had a crazy great aunt who use to put out the same plate of Christmas cookies every year. I don’t even know how old they were — but they were old! Every Christmas she’d pull these cookies out of storage and put them on a Christmas plate. Year after year, after year, after year!

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  3. I think the story is kind of cute. Not at first, but when you see the art he’s trying to create. I agree, it must be love. But I admire him for trying to bring colour and creativity to Ukraine. πŸ™‚

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  4. Well, thank god it wasn’t toilet-paper! He did a wonderful job. A guy who shows interest in his bride’s dress must really love her.

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  5. I can’t image it would have tasted very good since it was made over a two month period. I wonder how the first dance went.

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  6. Okay, I can’t resist, but he should have been wearing pants made of…eclairs? Or cream horns?? Some male pastry to compliment her female pastry. Oh.. oh I know….ding dongs, a suit made of ding dongs! Or ho hos! I can just see it now…..

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  7. Yes, she’s a woman truly in love to wear such an unflattering gown. She looks like she’s really nice and slim under all that pastry, and would have looked wonderful in a fitted wedding dress.

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  8. Oy, the dress! Mostly I am amused (?)at the groom. Seriously, tennis shoes and a pastry chef hat? Good grief, he really must have some fantastic qualities to forgive THAT!

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  9. Hmmmm. I wonder if he, oh, asked her if she wanted to wear a gazillion pastries in August? Or if he just went ahead and made it, assuming she’d wear it? I think the best I can do for this dress is that He Meant Well … and I’m not entirely sure he did. What an ad for his business, after all. He couldn’t have just made some pastry fantasy object at the wedding? No, he had to load that poor girl into it.It seems obsessive, all right, and I’m not entirely comfortable about it. It’s a gesture that seems to be more about him than about her.

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  10. Perhaps she’s just not as dress-obsessed as we all are. It’s kind of hard to imagine, but it does happen. Perhaps he promised to nibble it off her. πŸ˜‰

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  11. I just keep imagining a cartoon *splat!* sort of sound when, as the evening wears on, the bride forgets that shes covered in pastry and plops wearily down in the nearest chair. Tee-hee!Actually, she looks like a character from Candyland come to life. Countess Creampuff or something like that.

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  12. I’d be worried about bugs! What did she do when she had to use the ladies room? Maybe that explains the look on her face!

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  13. She is by far the most beautiful croquembouche I’ve ever seen. We had one of them for our wedding. Except covered in chocolate. Seriously divine!

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