Red Hat: Do you have the money?
Swim Cap: Of course — right here in my absurdly large, yet surprisingly stylish Bonnie-Cashin-looking beach bag. Did you come alone?
Red Hat: Yes. Well, except for my sister Peggy. She always insists on tagging along! So infuriating. I made her stay twenty paces behind me, though, so no one thinks we're together.
Swim Cap: So how do we do this?
Red Hat: Keep pretending I'm not standing way too close to you. Then drop the bag. I'll pick it up — you keep going.
Swim Cap: And the illegal sunscreen will be in my cabana?
Red Hat: Within the hour.
Swim Cap: It's a pleasure doing business with you. Say 'Hi!' to Peggy for me!
[Pattern is at Lanetz Living, click on the image to check it out!]