This Week's Pattern Story


Vogue 9749

Red Hat: Do you have the money?

Swim Cap: Of course — right here in my absurdly large, yet surprisingly stylish Bonnie-Cashin-looking beach bag. Did you come alone?

Red Hat: Yes. Well, except for my sister Peggy. She always insists on tagging along! So infuriating. I made her stay twenty paces behind me, though, so no one thinks we're together.

Swim Cap: So how do we do this?

Red Hat: Keep pretending I'm not standing way too close to you. Then drop the bag. I'll pick it up — you keep going.

Swim Cap: And the illegal sunscreen will be in my cabana?

Red Hat: Within the hour.

Swim Cap: It's a pleasure doing business with you. Say 'Hi!' to Peggy for me!

[Pattern is at Lanetz Living, click on the image to check it out!]

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12 thoughts on “This Week's Pattern Story

  1. HA! Illegal Sunscreen. I need SPF 1000 — I get burned so easy — Freckles ya’ know.Marylou – I too love the Bathing suit. I want that BEACH BAG for a purse!

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  2. oooh, I wish that pattern were in my size. I love the bathing suit and that bag is fabulous. I can whip up my own pattern for the bag. The suit is sadly beyond my pattern making skills.

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  3. Illegal sunscreen, laced with wrinkle remover, tan enhancer, skin softener, bug repellant, and a rich man attracting pheremone.Ooo, slather me up baby! 🙂

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  4. YOU are so funny! I have tears running down my face. I can’t wait to show my 16 year old daughter these stories. She’ll love them. Gee I only have 2 years of stories to get through…guess supper will be late tonight!Glad I found you.:)

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