Cheryl: I don’t think I would have tried to defend my thesis topic at the department chair’s barbecue, but that’s just me.

Beryl: Poor Fred! I don’t think he’d know scholarship if it were in a package labeled “100% pure scholarship”, delivered by a boy wearing a “Scholarship Delivery Service” hat, singing “Here’s your hot fresh scholarship, sir!”

Cheryl: It’s the “great man theory” of history, not the “my great uncle theory” of history.

Beryl: To be fair, Fred’s great uncle was a looker. I’d have made history with him.

[Pattern on Etsy, from DeborahHarrysWhatNot.]