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- make mental lists of things you would rather be (or should be) doing, and remember them even after you are released from your “conversation”!
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4 thoughts on “Today’s Pattern Story: Simplicity 1170”
I’m pretty sure this is my favorite story.
I think view 3 should be on the cover of that special bonus booklet….
The green with white topstitching on view 4 is is the one I might try to emulate next time i’m in a quasi-serious conversation.
Funny and a bit of truth to it….