Amelia: So you want to oversell it.  Try this: “Oh, WOE, WOE, WOE is me!”

Cecelia: And that really works? It seems … undignified.

Amelia: You’d be surprised. I’ve gotten out of two speeding tickets and a school fundraising dinner!

Cecelia: SOLD.

 

(Today’s pattern from Etsy seller studioGpatterns.)