Have you ever wanted a REAL LIVE DOLL?
One that really talks, and walks, and eats, and puts on HER OWN CLOTHES?
One that can stay in your room when you are at school and bite your little brother when he comes in to rummage through your stuff?
One that will take off her peplum belt and hold it menacingly when out with you on the street?
One that is guaranteed to make your friends envious and really creeped out?
If so, get a parent's permission and CALL NOW! (Small DNA sample required. Not available in Massachusetts.)
(Thanks to Rachel for this one!)