Blue Dress: Why is she wearing a hat? I thought we all decided on no hats.
Floral Dress: I'm glad I decided to wear a hat. I was having a terrible hair day.
Blue Dress: And the bag, too! We said no bags!
Floral Dress: I look especially chic when I hold my arms like this, but man, it hurts. Good thing I remembered the bag, even though it's heavy. A bag really gives you the excuse you need to hold your arms all funny.
Blue Dress: I hope she knows I'm going to report her to the Sartorial Committee.
Floral Dress: I look so good, I'm a shoo-in for the Sartorial Committee!
Blue Dress: Well, maybe with all her code violations no one will notice I'm not wearing my gloves. My bracelets are completely chic. I'm sure to be elected to the Sartorial Committee.
Floral Dress: It's too bad that she's not wearing her gloves. That'll black-ball her from the Sartorial Committee for sure.
[Today's pattern courtesy Jen of MOMSPatterns — who is having a sale through Halloween; use coupon code 'dressup' on any order and save 15%!]