Darla: "Oh. You're right. I do look like a walking café curtain."
Carla: "I hated to be the one to tell you, but someone had to do it."
Darla: "And you know …"
Carla: "That I look like I'm about to call "offsides!" at the World Tea-Drinking Championship? Yep."
Darla: "Our home-ec teacher has a lot to answer for."
Carla: "Don't worry, I already spiked the faculty coffeepot with something that causes unpleasant gastrointestinal effects, yet is non-life-threatening."
Darla: "You rock. Also, cute shoes!"
(Thanks to Janet at Lanetz Living for today's pattern!)