Marlene: Darlene, do you see that?
Darlene: What?
Marlene: That poor woman over there. No, not now. Now. Look.
Darlene: Oh, my goodness. I can’t believe it.
Marlene: So you’re seeing it too? I thought I was hallucinating.
Darlene: No — she’s actually wearing a dress without any pockets.
Marlene: I didn’t know they still made those!
Darlene: It must have been grandmothered in. It’s certainly from before the Handbag Revolt.
Marlene: Where does she put her keys? Or her lipstick? Or … her hands?
Darlene: We shouldn’t stare. It’s not kind. I’ve got two handkerchiefs and some safety pins in my pockets, maybe we can offer to make her some pockets? Just until she can get home.
Marlene: You’ve got a good heart, Darlene. Let’s go.
A Dress A Day 
Phew! You haven’t stopped blogging! I’d just about given up on you!
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The horror of no pockets knows no bounds. That poor woman, bless her soul.
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rotfl – I love your Pattern Stories!
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I am so glad that you are back. I thought you had left blogging forever.
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I agree with Gail above. I love your humor and with the pattern ladies it is hysterical I cannot look at a Vintage pattern now without thinking of some silly dialogue to go with it. Keep up the good work!
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Ha ha ha!
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This is too funny!
Forget-me-Knot
Louisa
http://knottednelly.blogspot.co.uk/
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Glad to see you back! And with awesomely powerful pockets: all good.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Best Pattern Story Ever! How do some women survive without pockets?
I love that pattern and its big pockets!
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Best pattern story in a long time. Love it.
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Now those are some serious pockets! 🙂
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Best blog ever!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Thanks for the laughs at the office.
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This made me giggle. I love your blog and after catching up on the 100 dress posting I feel I must get back to sewing. After making my daughter’s wedding dress (against my will I must say) I just packed up my machine. But I think it’s time to get it back out.
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