Secret Lives of Dresses Vol. 10


secret lives of dresses plaid red dress

Sometimes, when the hunched shoulders of the mountain behind her cast their long shadow over the little ranch, she stands in the doorway, and looks down to where the road disappears into the butter-light of the valley.

She doesn't just stand there, of course; she's always doing five things at once. But when she stands in the doorway, looking out, the cup she's drying gets very, very dry.

She doesn't do it too often, or at least not too often when she's wearing me. I don't know what she does in her other dresses. Maybe she does this once a month, when the light's right. More often in the winter, of course, when the shadows are longer and there's less to do on the ranch.

She'll stand there, drying that cup, and looking off down the road. I don't think the road has a name, or at least, I've never heard one. It's the only road, so calling it "the road" is good enough. I've never been down it. I came up it in a box, carried by her husband, who picked me up at the post office in town, or so I guess. He gets the mail, if there is any, every month or so. I wasn't really paying attention on my way up. I would have if I'd have known I'd never see much of anything but the kitchen of this ranch.

It's not a bad kitchen. It's very clean, and everything's handy, and the stove is good, but there aren't any extras. Not a frill, not a speck of paint not necessary to keep things decent. No curtains; you don't need curtains when you've got no neighbors. The floorboards are polished only by use, and the walls are whitewashed every year whether they need it or not. But there are no pictures on them.

It's quiet here. Well, not exactly quiet; her husband's voice booms, and of course the children chatter like the magpies they are. But she's quiet. I hardly ever hear her voice. Sometimes I feel her chest rising to speak, but she almost always stops, unless it's just to tell the children, softly, to take their elbows off the table, or to stop speaking with their mouths full. The oldest is six; they're talking about her going to school in the fall.

If she's alone, she'll hum. I like it when she does that. It feels good. She never sings out loud, though, and I wish she would. I bet at least some of those songs have words.

Her being quiet makes me quiet, and the other dresses too. We never talk to each other. We hang in the closet on our own hooks, in our own thoughts. I think about the road, and what might be down it. You can't see another house from the doorway, and I've never seen a car go by on the road, or someone walking, even. Looking out that way, your husband out somewhere on the ranch and the children playing in the back yard, you might reasonably think you're the only person in the world.

She has a treasure, a good-luck charm she keeps in her pocket. It goes in every morning, and she puts it on her dresser every night. I can't believe the children haven't gotten to it, but so far they've left it alone. It's a little silver sixpence. How it got all the way out here, I don't know. Maybe it was her bride's sixpence, for luck? All I know is that when she looks out down the road like that, she'll sometimes put the cup down and hold the sixpence, tight, just for a minute. Then she closes the door and starts the cornbread for dinner.

I think someday she's going to leave the cup, and the dishtowel, and step out into the yard. She'll close the door carefully behind her, and just start walking towards the road. She won't look back. I hope she's wearing me when she does it.

A Indeterminate Amount of Time Late and a Comparable Amount of Money Short


brown dot dress

I totally missed this dress. Lisa sent me the auction link, but the auction ended, oh, hours ago. I don't know if I would have won it, but I might have bid. I might have bid A LOT. It's brown polka dots! They are my kryptonite, if by "kryptonite" you mean "substance that causes the spending of large amounts of money."

I've been on the West coast for days and days and days now, and I don't know how you Pacific Time Zone people DO it. I have been chasing the tail of the Central and Eastern Time Zones, huffing and puffing to keep up! (Sorry, I don't usually have much dealings with the laconic and self-reliant peoples of the Mountain Time Zone.) And forget about the UK; by the time I get back to THEM, they've been through an entire other news cycle, featuring their special UK-only ludicrously dressed celebrities. My pitiful little electronic mutterings are then just the rustling of old papers in a drafty corner.

Anyway, I've been out here doing various and sundry things, including doing some stuff for a really fun documentary (not ABOUT dresses, although I do WEAR a dress in it, about WORDS), seeing wonderful people (you know, the kind where you can go out to dinner and talk about television and books and Legos and the inherently comedic nature of the deviled egg and then you leave feeling like you've just built a little roadside shrine to happiness together? Those kind of people?), and answering email sent HOURS and HOURS earlier.

And none of those things were bidding on brown polka-dot dresses. I guess I'll live without it …

Sewing-related etymology

From the marvelous publication THE OLDIE, which purports to be for the elderly but whose demo is actually the merely cranky of any age:

An old seaman named Tom Carr, who sailed from about every fishing port in England, Scotland, and Ireland, once sent me the word riv, a verb which means to sew roughly. He first heard it in the fishing port of Killybegs in Donegal many years ago; it was used only be the ancients, survivors of the days of sail. From Old Nors rifa, to tack together.

[from Diarmain Muirithe's October WORDS column]

Now, not being an etymologist of any stripe myself (one thing working on dictionaries teaches you is to be highly suspicious of every etymology), I can't say anything about what the Old Norse did or didn't say, but I love this verb and would like to suggest a revival. Rivving is what you do when you sew up something quickly and sloppily–a garment you need for something but don't intend to wear often, a fast alteration not intended to hold forever, a mend that's only barely better than the flaw it's fixing. "Oh this? I just rivved it up. I should really take it apart again and do it right …"

Why should crusty old sailors have all the fun? They won't mind if we borrow this word …

One that got away


Simplicity 4147

Well, my resolution to NOT buy any patterns for a while was sorely tested by this one — tested to the point of bidding on it. However, the universe saved me from myself, and some person who had not resolved not to buy more patterns (as far as I know) got it. Isn't it dreamy, though [sigh]?

The seller, Lisa's Pieces, has tons of other great patterns, in a range of sizes …

I'm traveling now, and besides reveling in the warm temperatures (I'm in California), this has also been a great trip for Positive Sewing Reinforcement. PSR is when someone gives you a compliment on something you've made (and are, at that moment, wearing). Thursday I was hugged–yes, that's right, HUGGED–but a young man of the punk persuasion who said he was moved to that display of physical affection by my camouflage skirt. (And considering I am old enough, in a strictly-biologically-possible way, to have been his mother, I believed him.) Three random folks complimented Friday's Duro, and the girl behind the counter at the In-and-Out burger (omg, everything you've heard about the greatness of In-and-Out? All true!) last night came away from her station to tell me she liked my Liberty neurons dress.

Of course, all this PSR just moves me to even greater effort. "If they like *this*," I think, "boy, would they like what I have planned NEXT!" The only problem is … where will it all end?

Great Dresses in Mediocre Literature (a continuing series)


gone with the wind barbecue party dress

The troublesome question was–what dress should she wear to the barbecue? What dress would best set off her charms and make her most irresistible to Ashley?

The rose organdie with long pink sash was becoming, but she had worn it last summer when Melanie visited Twelve Oaks and she'd be sure to remember it. And might be catty enough to mention it. The black bombazine, with its puffed sleeves and princess lace collar, set off her white skin superbly, but it did make her look a trifle elderly… It would never do to appear sedate and elderly before Melanie's sweet youthfulness. The lavender barred muslin was beautiful with those wide inserts of lace and net about the hem, but it had never suited her type. It would suit Carreen's delicate profile and wishy-washy expression perfectly, but Scarlett felt that it made her look like a schoolgirl. It would never do to appear schoolgirlish beside Melanie's poised self. The green plaid taffeta, frothing with flounces and each flounce edged in green velvet ribbon, was most becoming, in fact her favorite dress, for it darkened her eyes to emerald. But there was unmistakably a grease spot on the front of the basque. Of course, her brooch could be pinned over the spot, but perhaps Melanie had sharp eyes. There remained varicolored cotton dresses which Scarlett felt were not festive enough for the occasion, ball dresses and the green sprigged muslin she had worn yesterday. But it was an afternoon dress. It was not suitable for a barbecue, for it had only tiny puffed sleeves and the neck was low enough for a dancing dress. But there was nothing else to do but wear it. After all she was not ashamed of her neck and arms and bosom, even if it was not correct to show them in the morning.

from Gone With The Wind, by Margaret Mitchell.

with thanks to Julian, who sent in the excerpt …

Dictionaries = Pretty (I could have told you that)


corset + dictionary fabric

Jonquil sent me this link … the corset is stunning, of course, but for me the attraction is that the skirt and shawl are dictionary fabric. Dictionary fabric! I've nearly gone blind trying to figure out WHICH dictionary was used. I should email Laurie, the artist, and ask for a picture … it can't be American Heritage, because the text wraps around the line art … maybe MW2?

Of course, if you read through the comments you'll find that she found the fabric on a remnant table ($2/yard! Silk!) in San Jose and that it's all gone, now.

Jonquil predicted that, if *I* had turned up yards and yards of silk dictionary fabric at $2/yard, that I would have made a shirtwaist … maybe. I'd also think seriously about making this dress from it.

Not that this will ever happen NOW … sigh. At least I know the fabric is out there somewhere, and being loved (because who wouldn't love dictionary-print silk?).

Needless to say, if anyone finds any more of this out there, I'm offering a modest reward and shipping costs!

Wait 'til Next Year


Emma Domb pocket dress

Doesn't this make you want to see more? Trust me, the rest of this Emma Domb cocktail dress (at Vintage Grace) is just as spectacular, but this being the blog it is, we choose to focus on the pockets. Beaded pockets!

It's a perfect dress for New Year's Eve, isn't it? Black, classic, and yet with those whimsical pockets, perfect for holding your lipstick or your pre-countdown breath mint. And, since it's almost a whole year away, and your resolutions are still sparkly and new, you could justify purchasing it even if you're not quite its size (B36/W28).

Many thanks to Laura, who sent in this link!

Have You Met Fred?


fred in a dress

Trudy introduced me to Fred, and now I am introducing him to you. Fred goes by "successfuleb-businessman" on eBay, and, well, I'll let him explain it:

I noticed on eBay the more successful sellers use models as props. I couldn't find a model or afford one so I hired the least expensive model I could find…ME!!! I am not a freak and – NO- I don't wear woman's clothes – ever – except to sell on eBay. I am an alpha dominant heterosexual unavailable (sorry girls) male (with a capital M) I am so secure in my masculinity that I CAN model woman’s clothing and accessories!

Fred is a pretty decent model, in my opinion, and he's got my eternal respect for pointing out the best feature of this dress — the pockets!

Fred tends to model only for the larger sizes, unsurprisingly … Act fast (click on the picture) if you want this dress; there's only a few hours left in the auction, and be sure to check out his other listings, as well as the questions he answers from potential bidders!

Resolved.

mccalls 9076

Well, like just about everyone in the western world, I thought about making some resolutions for the new year. You know, stuff like "become professional hula-hoop artist" and "read more improving literature." But for a while now I have realized that most resolutions are nothing more than "do today what tomorrow you will wish you had done yesterday," and that makes resolutions simpler to make (if not easier to keep).

Now, for the holiday break, I had tons of resolutions. I was going to sew! I was going to take pictures of everything I had already sewn, to post here! I was going to send out some holiday cards, and I was going to bake, and I was going to catch up on my email and my reading …

[You can see what's coming here, can't you?]

Yes, the gods laughed, and the entire Dress A Day family spent most of the post-Christmas period sick as the proverbial dogs. When all the neurons in your skull have redirected their efforts to all-out mucus production and your joints feel as if they've been beaten by an assailant with a ball-peen hammer and a meticulous sense of duty, there is not so much with the "catching up". There's quite a lot of the "falling behind," though.

The one good thing about being sick, though, was that, for the first time, my little boy decided to take care of ME. He was the first to fall sick, and having the resilience of youth, he was well again, more or less, in about 36 hours. So he decided to spend his convalescent time ministering to me and to his father, by giving us pharmaceutical-grade hugs, reading quietly by himself while we zonked out on various horizontal surfaces, confining himself to watching only the cartoons that were easily navigated to with the TiVo, and, one glorious morning, by making me a lovely breakfast of toast and orange slices, presented on a tray. Considering that he's only six years old and that he doesn't even make breakfast for *himself*, this was heartbreakingly touching. Although I'm pretty sure he got the idea from this Calvin and Hobbes, which he'd read the night before:

calvin and hobbes

Luckily, he knows not to touch the stove without a phalanx of hovering adults, so I didn't have to dash from my sickbed to call the fire department.

But what has any of this to do with resolutions? Well, this year, besides doing more improving reading, I'm also hoping to sew more from my stash of patterns, which includes this one, above. And to organize them, in one of those fancy binders that has the front and back of each pattern, for easy browsing. That way I can keep the actual patterns sequestered away and filed by number in a nice safe place, instead of piled in drifts around my sewing room. That shouldn't be too hard, right? A couple of weekends of scanning and photocopying? You're right — I shouldn't say that too loudly. The gods are listening, and I could still break an arm …

Say, can you see? (Betcha can't.)


McCalls 5884

This is one of those patterns that I'd probably make five or six times, to play out all the variations on the theme, all the different combinations I could think to do of color-on-color, pattern-on-pattern, stripe-on-stripe, and random piping and embellishment.

I've often thought that my desire to actually instantiate all the various dresses that I can imagine is a sign of a mental lack. Shouldn't the conception of them be enough, without having to bring them all to term? Shouldn't I be able to just, say, write down that this dress would be amazing in inch-wide stripes, with the stripes in the insert set on the bias from left to right?

I know I have this particular mental lack (this inability to imagine something fully) with music, which why I love cover versions of songs so much. I know not everyone does; I used to know someone who, if he wanted to hear "Jenny from the Block" done by trombones, he could just imagine how it would sound, and that was enough for him. He could hear any song, just once, and then imagine all the different covers. What any song would sound like as a bossa nova, or mashed up with "Smells Like Teen Spirit". It was sad, actually, because it seemed as if he couldn't let himself be surprised. (It would be like knowing all the dumb jokes in the world, and never smiling at a punchline.) I'm constantly and ridiculously surprised by even the most elementary of musical transpositions; start whistling "Chopsticks" instead of playing it on a piano and I will be transfixed, I swear. (Which is why my iPod is about 35% covers, and growing.)

But even though, with dresses, I can imagine clearly what something would look like with different sleeves or a different collar or in wool instead of silk, I want to make it anyway. I want to leave open the possibility of being surprised. My excuse is that no matter how good your imagination is, the real thing is always just different enough from the way you imagined it to make it worth while. You can't imagine every detail; your brain doesn't render very well in all dimensions. So if you can imagine the colors and the pattern, can you also imagine the way the fabric will hang, or the feel of it? Can you imagine the way the light will hit it? Can you imagine the sound it will make when you walk (or better yet, roller-skate)? Can you imagine the smell of it?

If I wanted to make a sweeping generalization (and this is the part of the blog entry where I generally do), I would say that it's often more helpful than you think to do something "you already know". Re-read the book, or re-watch the movie; sure, you "know how it ends" but what did you miss along the way? Walk down the street you've gone down a hundred times before, instead of taking a new route. Talk to the person you think you'll be bored by, and try the food you think you'll hate. Your imagination — your theorizing about the future — is more fallible than you want to admit.

[This pattern is from The Pattern Fairy; click on the image to visit her eBay store.]