Green Dress: If I fix my gaze firmly on the ground over there, I can't possibly be held responsible for anything that's going on to my right.
Blue Dress: Dammit, this propane torch won't light! And the man at the shop guaranteed instant ignition?
Plaid Dress: She thinks she's being so stealthy, but won't she be surprised to learn my dress is made of asbestos fiber?
(Yes, I *have* had too much pie today, why do you ask?)
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