Green Dress: If I fix my gaze firmly on the ground over there, I can't possibly be held responsible for anything that's going on to my right.
Blue Dress: Dammit, this propane torch won't light! And the man at the shop guaranteed instant ignition?
Plaid Dress: She thinks she's being so stealthy, but won't she be surprised to learn my dress is made of asbestos fiber?
(Yes, I *have* had too much pie today, why do you ask?)
Today's pattern is from Jen at MOMSPatterns, and she's having a HUGE sale tomorrow for Small Biz Saturday: use coupon code 'smallbiz' when you check out to save 25% This code is good until midnight EST on Saturday November 26, 2011. (PS: This code is good NOW for folks who read Dress A Day …)
A Dress A Day 
Turquoise: Thats it. The gloves are coming off. Maybe I can smack some sense into her.
Green: Do it quickly she’s embarrassing me! Honestly Susan…
Susan: *baby voice* Yes Mr. Pocketbook? What’s that? I do need a necklace don’t I!
Jk.
I just love your pattern stories. ^_^
Not that I obsessive-compulsively check this site everyday or anything…
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My time travel power gave me 4G, and those sad gals have no idea what this means. I’m so awesome in my black shoes and white gloves, poor things.
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Roya–now I understand why she has one glove off! Wait until she discovers those special gloves that you can still wear while using your iphone.
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Green Dress appears to have some sort of illusion netting at her neckline, giving the appearance of a window into her soul. Which is probably why she’s standing behind Plaid Dress – so no one can see what she’s really thinking.
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Ha, I actually made this one a few years ago, out of IKEA curtains no less. ( http://pics.livejournal.com/ladykalessia/gallery/0000bwwd?.view=grid )
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Erin,Green looks like the dress your Mother made you for the Prom…Square neck, full skirt. Are you sure she doesn’t have the pattern tucked somewhere?
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Emilie — I’m pretty sure. She got rid of a lot of her patterns when she moved in with me. 🙂
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